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Please Tiger, tell me that you did not send cell phone pics of your stuff to your hoes! They saved them and now are offering them for sale for thousands to Playgirl magazine. Brothers, the Beckys have cooked your goose. Your market value is over now and your reputation is gone forever. Your bottom lady will take her money and move back to Europe. Dude, if you are going to be a playa, ditch the wifey, and take some lessons from the boss playas out there. Ditch the loser women! Never date or bang someone working at Perkins or living in a trailer.
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TIGER Woods was rated as “horrible in bed” by one of his lovers, it was revealed yesterday. The damning verdict came from cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, who says she had a 31-month fling with the married golf superstar.
Come on Tiger, you had a lot of practice. You should have chopped her cakes and broke her back dude. Now she is going around cashing in and claiming that you did not know what you were doing in the sack. Your career is pretty much over dude. You should have hung around with some real mack men so they could have showed you how to play the game. What rich billionaire is going to pull cocktail waitresses, or 8 dollar an hour Perkins employees and bang em at their own house or in the car. Dude, you should have lined up a couple of those fine $10,000 call girls or went over to Amsterdam and banged. They are going to make you pay now.
Eli beat the shit out of his cheating ass!!! Knocked his monkey ass out.
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Number 6 has come forward now and she wants to be paid to keep her mouth shut. Tiger chopping her cakes after he spotted her a a waitress in Perkins, right around the corner from his house. Banging her in the escalade and at his house when Eli was out of town. Tiger is the man! He is banging all those fine ass white girls. He is the ladies pet and the men’s regret. Dude was getting mo fine booty than any single man can handle. They were po white girls but they were finer than a motherfucker, and Tiger knew how to pick em. No sisters on the list, for they may do a Sherlock Holmes on your ass. White girls are more docile and believe your ass. Little Kim or Foxy Brown would have put a bullet in his wandering ass. His wife had to have known this dude was chopping down a lot of cakes. Someone may be chopping down her cakes.
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Home boy got a fine wifey and he is choping her down, then he is banging hot young white girls all over the world. Now the fourth fine woman is coming forward, there will be more, perhaps from Stanford. Dude was a boss player, spot some cakes, and then bang em. He forgot the number one rule of a boss player, no free lunches, and the booty got to get paid.
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Tiger is famous and rich. He can bang a lot of fine women, but dude is married so he has to creep like Clinton and he loves white blondes, but who wouldn’t love to bang a few of them. The ladies want to get paid so they bang Tiger, save his emails and voice messages, and just wait for the big payday, Kobe style. Now its time to get paid.
Several other women are coming forward claiming they had affairs with Tiger Woods, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. What’s more, one of these women claims to have proof in the form of voice mails from the golfing great. The voice mails are said to be explosive. Tiger wants to be a boss player and bang all the fine white girls but dude your image was cleaner than the board of health. Now you are viewed as another boss player. Isn’t that a term applied to the brothers? Opps, you are not black. Now you are!
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Oprah is my kind of lady. She is walking away while on top, and all for love. She now wants to go public and spend the rest of her life with her beloved Gail. Go Oprah! Steadman will be provided with a few million and told to get lost or go hang with his own homey, the brother who used to be a commentator until he was busted. So Harpo will be put up for sale to Obama and Richard Daley and turned into a meeting place. I hope I can get a ticket to the wedding.
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Tiger Woods said to a friend that his white wife went ghetto on him. She kicked his ass like he stole something then tried to crack his head open with a 9 iron. Dude, you are too famous and known to be out creeping. You got a fine wife so just be thankful that you can bang her all the time. Leave the other succulent booties alone unless of course you leave yr main squeeze but you will have to pay her big time cash.
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The wife of Tiger Woods kicked his ass out of the house after she found out that he was banging another fine woman, a story ran in national media. Woods was so angry that he ran out the house and just into his car and floored it and crashed into the curb and fire hydrant. His head hit steering wheel knocking his cheating ass out. His wife will soon file for divorce and walk away with half of a billion dollar, not bad for a use to be nanny.
